martin-enriquez
NAME
martin-enriquez - a multi-purpose nerd
SYNOPSIS
martin-enriquez [--ball] [--hack] [--help]
[--play] [--work] [--yum]
DESCRIPTION
martin-enriquez is a multi-purpose nerd with a passion for hacking,
technology, soccer and good food.
Common uses include:
o defending hard in futbol
o hackin' all yer bases
o making lomo saltado and papa a la huancaina
o petting dogs and cats
OPTIONS SUMMARY
--ball futbol
like --play, but is optimized for futbol
--hack target
please use responsibly and at your own disk, I mean risk;
more details below
--help someone
defaults to animals in need. If "me" is specified, then prints this menu
--play something
plays something. SOMETHING can, and should be, a sport, video or board
game; if SOMETHING: musical instrument, beware of noise-induced
hearing loss
--work
prints professional experience, may also `do` work if the time is right...
--yum
Peruvian food all day; will make drinks depending on locale and
datetime parse
PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE
Over 10 years of experience in information technology and computer security;
currently an offensive security tester and automation engineer at Mastercard.
Holds a bachelor's degree from Florida International University in Information
Technology (2010) and a graduate certificate in Cybersecurity Management from
Washington University in St. Louis (2021). Is OSCP, GWAPT, GCIH and CISSP certified.
Passionate about almost every aspect of technology; was a system administrator
and ticket-slayer in past lives. Loves Python and can build cool stuff with it.
The --work option will do work-like things, sometimes unpredictable.
Mow the lawn? OK. Write an automated vulnerability scanner? Sure.
Also note: at certain times you can pipe the output of the --work option
to a problematic server and it'll make its problems go away:
$ martin-enriquez --work | nc host.example.com 22
SSH-2.0-OpenSSH_7.6p1
Protocol mismatch...
Just kidding!
PROBLEMS SOLVED!
ETHICAL HACKING
Figuring ways to defeat a security implementation is this nerd's raison
d'etre.
Always with good intentions in mind, and with the objective to help
increase the security of the target under attack, the --hack option
is an evolution of the --debug option.
There is no magic sauce or super secret skill behind hacking.
This nerd takes his time to break down and oversimplify a process,
and then finds ways to abuse or misuse such process.
The definition of `process` is not limited to computer processes or
network-connected computers but also human processes.
A BIG admirer of the folks who are better than. Always gets
excited to learn something new.
WHEN HUNGER CALLS
The --yum option yields an invitation to Peruvian food, which is
the best in word. Consider lomo saltado, anticuchos, ceviche, chaufa
(which is a Peruvian take on fried rice), amongst many other things.
This nerd will make it happen!
If vegetarian, try papa a la huancaina or choclo con queso.
If vegan, look into locro de zapallo (without cheese) or ceviche de mango
which basically replaces the fish pieces with mango. Delicious.
Depending on the time of day, --yum will throw in a nice Pisco-based drink.
OTHER HOBBIES
The --play option is merely optimized for Metal Gear Solid and FIFA.
Unfortunately, lack of motivated developers have made this module
get stuck in the past. It is highly recommended to not pass a musical
instrument as a value or run the risk of seg faults in the listener's
ear drums.
When passing pet names to the --play option, expect lots of smooching if
the pet is a cat; except is the cat throws a claw or hiss exception.
If a dog, then expect some patting on the head and maybe salsa dancing
if the dog is big enough. If else, awe.
The --ball option reliable when futbol is passed as a value.
A solid defensive midfielder in the old days, now functions as a full back.
Can put some quality weighted passes if enough space is available.
If other sports are passed, expect mediocre and unpredictable results.
Might cause high CPU utilization as this is the second most passionate
and work intensitve activity after ethical hacking.
Also likes cars. And some TV shows/anime.
SEE ALSO
GitHub
LinkedIn
Résumé
AUTHORS
TuxedoNetcat <menri005@hotmail.com>
CAVEATS
Sorry - LinkedIn invites accepted if you have contributed with the author.
coreutils May 2022 martin-enriquez